{"product_id":"other-peoples-trout-opt-sticker","title":"Other Peoples Trout (OPT) Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don't own the trout. They're God's trout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎣 “DOWN WITH OPT” 🎣\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e(to the rhythm of “O.P.P.” by Naughty by Nature)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Intro]\u003cbr\u003eYeah… you know me.\u003cbr\u003eYeah… you know me.\u003cbr\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eWho’s down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Every last streamer!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Verse 1]\u003cbr\u003eWell it’s another fly bro hangin’ on the river bend\u003cbr\u003eTalkin’ ‘bout the brown trout like he raised ‘em as a friend\u003cbr\u003e“Don’t step there, buddy, that’s my favorite lie…”\u003cbr\u003eBrother, if it’s public water, that fish can say goodbye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou named that rainbow “Walter,” got photos on your phone\u003cbr\u003eCryin’ when somebody else drifts through “your” honey hole\u003cbr\u003eGot a drift boat parked like a gated country club\u003cbr\u003eMeanwhile I’m bushwhackin’ poison ivy through the shrubs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Private access only,” yeah I saw the little sign\u003cbr\u003eBut the streambed’s legal, baby, and that trout ain’t thine\u003cbr\u003eI’m slidin’ through the cattails with a six-pack and a grin\u003cbr\u003eLike a raccoon with a fly rod lookin’ guilty as sin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Hook]\u003cbr\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eCatchin’ other people’s trout for absolutely free\u003cbr\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eThat twenty-inch brown was never your property\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eIf it swims in public water then it’s community\u003cbr\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eSorry bout your pet fish, now he’s in my story\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Verse 2]\u003cbr\u003eMet a guy from Jersey wearin’ fifty grand in gear\u003cbr\u003eSaid “We protect these trout around here year to year”\u003cbr\u003eBuddy talks conservation while he mean mugs kids\u003cbr\u003eLike the Delaware River’s under personal bid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe says “That fish eats dry flies right around six fifteen”\u003cbr\u003eThanks for the intel, king, you’re a real good team\u003cbr\u003eSoon as dusk hit water I was castin’ that seam\u003cbr\u003eHooked your little sweetheart first drift through the stream\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow he’s yellin’ from the bank like I keyed his Corvette\u003cbr\u003e“It took me seven seasons just to earn that fish’s trust!”\u003cbr\u003eBrother it’s a trout, not your emotional support pet\u003cbr\u003eAnd he still ate my hopper like a total little slut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Bridge]\u003cbr\u003eListen…\u003cbr\u003eA trout don’t know your name\u003cbr\u003eA trout don’t care your brand\u003cbr\u003eA trout sees one dumb grasshopper\u003cbr\u003eAnd BAM—he’s in my hand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Hook]\u003cbr\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eOther people’s trout taste like sweet victory\u003cbr\u003eYou down with O.P.T.?\u003cbr\u003e(Yeah you know me!)\u003cbr\u003eCatch-release-repeat with a little degeneracy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Outro]\u003cbr\u003eTo the dude guarding river access like a medieval knight—\u003cbr\u003eLighten up.\u003cbr\u003eThem fish belong to God, the state, and occasionally… me. 🎣\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShape: Oval\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaminate: Outdoor Glossy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3.5'' x 2.352\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"MZW","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45110772367567,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/3366\/5743\/files\/Photoroom_20260528_124849.jpg?v=1779987243","url":"https:\/\/mikezwrites.com\/products\/other-peoples-trout-opt-sticker","provider":"MZW","version":"1.0","type":"link"}